Sarcastic Apologies
I would apologize for the obvious simplicity of this site and its scripts, but then again I'm not at all sorry.

Seeing as how I own neither the software nor the hardware of which this site is stored, I see no reason to put a lot of effort into making it complex and perfect. Besides, most of the techniques are used to avoid those annoying banner ads generated by the host.
Posted 02-07-04

Welcome to FHA Corp.'s 1st Pre-Site
Then.. and Now..
Not much has changed..

This is the absent-minded webmaster for FHA Corporation. It seems I've always had a craving for anything edible.. and apparently messy..
Posted some time ago
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